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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
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4:56 pm - the unicorn story
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to bored to do homework and too tierd to go out and do something. so i resort to this, and for pete sake diana, comment! 8) give me something to do, better yet post! I mean by now your the only one reading this.
ok soooo. DEBATE.....wow.
i didnt expect it to take so lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ong!
one minuet i am still yawning and then i look out the window and it is dark! time is not on my side these days. 8p
so yeah. we lost 1, not sure about the second, i mean lost the second (hehe) and won the last. we won one! 1, 1!
and we got verbally abused. i hope i can debate that kid some day and kick his sorry fucked up ass. bitch head. rawr. well yeah. i cant believe we won! i was so happy! i was almost as happy today when i got a 98 on me math test i thought i failed. yay!
im starting to like school. specially first period, were we do..ummmm, nothing. 8))))))))))0 <-- my smiley has doublechins, sorry. right so yeah. good times with RONOC, YELHSA, NILLIAC, NITSUJ (lol), and other ppl we re named. art is by far the best part of my day. sitting there pretending to draw a landscape when you are really drawing jack the ripper, marry poppings and a goat on a hippy store. even biology is getting, umm less bad? ok i lied, its not, but that doesnt ruin my optomism.
i watched die hard last night. its so funny. ciaran was like "what have i been missing?!?!?" he totaly cant apriciate quality cinema, all he likes it when bruce willis will fall and scream or curse. im tierd of watching movies with him and having to explain all the jokes more complicated than someone falling down.
erm, anything else? dont think so but i am going to ramble on anyway. QUEST QUI CEST???????? idk! lol.
oh, um. fuck there was something else. god if there wasnt my life would be boring! if i hit my computer if farts. 8) ok, hows abouts this....
there once was a little girl and a unicorn. and then they all died and their sould got trapped with the souls of those scientologist things and then the evil alien came over on his magicall space ship and declared he will hunt down tom cruise for giving a even worse name to scientology and so he went and killed tom cruise, so everyone had a party, sept diana cus she liked him in that movie, but caillin thought he was perpetually ugly and has a big monkey nose and should have died just becuase, and she doesnt care that she is going to hell for thinking so. and so everyone had a party and at one of the partys the unicorn was reincarnated as a little girl and the little girl was reincarnated as a unicorn and then they ate eachother, does that make them cannibals? so their twice reincarnated souls came back in an ancient era, becuase time doesnt play a part in this story and then died of polio. THEN their thrice reincarnated sould went to china town for dim sum, but the orginal unicorn soul held a grudge agaisnt the little girl becuase she died of polio after him and plus he was a manic depressive, transgendered, rasist, gay unicorn who didnt take his pills so he wasnt feeling at his prime. thusly he killed the little girl by putting lye in her won tons and when the lady came around screaming CHICKEN FEET! he dumped the little girls body into the pot of soup and a young german couple at her becuase they thought it was chinese food and they were being adventurous. back at the tom cruise is dead party caillin deicdes to go find diana becuase she is lonely and she needs to congradulat the ultra oober debate partner with the CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE soul. when she is on her way there she passes the eugine oneil theater and spots j bradford w and gideon glick outside, at which point john gallager joins them falls madly in love with diana who previously joined them and j bradford w proposses to caillin and diana laughs at caillin becuase diana is proposed to by a tony award winning actor in old springs pike while caillin is engaged to a non tony award winning actor not in old springs pike but caillin doesnt care because j bradford w is the most amazingly hot guy alive and she thinks he is ooberly funny and gideon is their gay best friend who gives them fashion advice and helps them go shoe shopping becasue he is not, im gay and i m gideon, he is hey im gideon glick and bla bla bla and o yeah yes i am gay. so they meet up with their OTHER poose, which is the younger matt damon, and ben afleck, who are also biffers even not in this alternate universe. and they all go out to eat dim sum were the unicorn is just gotten a job as sue chef so he can take out his anger at chicken feet and started dating the sushi chef and they bought a pet cat together MEOW, and they all become friends forever and even the little girl's dead unreincarnated sould is happy becuase tom cruise is dead.
the end 8p, yall is jealous.
current mood:  chipper
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| Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
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9:27 pm - im in mourning
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well, nothing recenet has happened, but two nights ago I did have a little Caillin tragety. But wow as fucking me, what else is new. (pardon the emo-ness) yeah...well. life isnt being too nice at the moment so all i can do is just shut up and deal, and maybe just take a few hours off in my imagination with J Bradford W. ahh well
well i am in mourning. I was having a pretty awful day, people were fighting a lot, and things were almost getting resolved. my dad and I were going to go out, becuase we just coulodnt take the weight of life for a while and i went into my room to get my john gallager hat right? and well, my day didnt get any better lets just say that. Shiva died. I know she had cancer, i mean Damion wouldnt have given her to me if she didnt (she was worth like over a thousand dollars, easy) but yeah. So i flipped out and stuff but i am doing ok now i guess. not surprised just sad. thats the third thing in my hosue with cancer. second to die. uh oh.
but You know it is one of those glass half full glass half empty things, id rather have had her for a while then not at all, and better she had a good peacefull end of her life than at damions house. Well i couldnt take her out, i mean i already had a bad grave digging experience (dont make me go there!) and so yeah, dad took her out in the middle of the night and burryed her by that pretty tree and planted flowers between her body so when they grow they will get all fertilized form her rotting carcus ( awwww????) yeah, i know i am sounding pathetic and or really wierd so ill stop now.
in recent non death of my slithery bff, i got invited to join conors di team
just in case yall dont know, they r the ones always at NATIONALS ( THEY GOT 6TH FUCKIKNG PLACE OUT OF THE WHOLE WORLD! ) well yeah, they want me to join, (HEHEHE!)but i am up to my neck in activitys, but i canrt say no. i am so humbled, really!
and diana, science club tomorrow. be there or be square! do u need a ride? hope u can come peace out
current mood:  morose
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| Sunday, October 14th, 2007
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12:27 am - HEY!
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I didnt expect to be posting, i havent in a while and i have a lot to say but i only have 17 minuets of battery left. I am downstairs and the fire is all dieng and embery and pretty. wow. so what has been going on, i shall tell ye!
jones beach...
wow, i dont know what to say. sept dianas mom sent us on an adventure to find the end of the island when there really wasnt one. we walked and we walked and an hour later her mom called and told us there was no end. so then....well...thank god we didnt go swimming. (if ur reading this dont worry, it isnt supposed to make sence) . oh and the car, with missy and her pimptastic dude. lol well yeah. we figured out the meaning of life and we felt pretty cool about ourselves, PLUS I HAD AN EGG CREAM! with no egg or cream. hehe
woodstock....
took us an hour to frive 4 miles. saw crazy hippies, ate a follofel and bought a spiffy new hat and sunglasses! go me! i wore it to school on genda benda day. i love saying it like that lol. well we saw hippies dancing in the street and diana bought earings!
hmmm..o yeah pep rally
it
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AND TODAY! well first yesterday! me and diana saw fat,old, ugly, and gay (ppl who like to try to run up walls lmao) british strppers. lolwhat else did we do? yeah well we "practiced debate" we TOTALY rock! <33
and today.. umm i reached nirvana. folding amillion paper peace cranes. and listened to bowie. omg i almost had to listen to madonna. bleck. and i was going to shoot myslef cus i had to hear too mcuh aerosmith. ewww. and we listened to bob marley, i was totaly vegged out. then came the movie, it was really fun. kaity bought a million pounds of cany and then felt really guilty so i threw it out for her. and then mary came. wow. just wow. coolest alter ego ever. now saying WHOS alter ego...just someones. we documented it on tape lol. i philosiphised some more too. im pretty good at that apparnetly, when i am not rambling. kaity aplauded. me and mr munk and the hole in the wall had fun. now much else. tomorw we go on more adventures with peace cranes! horah! i am now running on reserve battery pwer! yay. i cant type tonight. im lonely. omg did u see me (diana) when u dropped me off, i was like skipping really high and singing and i bursted in the house and my moms *peeps* were there (!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and i was liek wow, cus i was like talking in italian still, lmfao. we talked italian and only italian the whole ride home, and i have one thing to say
io molto paura perche signor gieger. molto paura. e tu?
SI
e tu diana??? e tu? (E TU BRUTIS!?!?!?) lol
;) well goodnight i am totaly rambing and quoting things that dont need to be quoted. if i stay on any longer ill be quoting myself with the bruce willis thing. "does that look like a happy brucyt to u? " ok bye
current mood: amused
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| Friday, September 28th, 2007
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3:33 pm - hello world, and those not of this earth
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School has been uneventfull, besides the power outage insident. we were outside for like an hour, which i pent bothering ray about how he needs to get his black finger amputated. ewwwww! it is stickign out from under the nail! so dont be jealous of my "hipness" because i am in the coffee shop drinking frozen hot chocolate! i have brain freeze 8)
little shop of horrors is goign to be so kool! we are gettting all of our sets from the westchester broadway theater, and stuff. i have a really big dance part, i have no idea how i am going to rememebr it poor morgan got only like 2 steps becuase the coreographer is like mentally retarted. and as much as i hate disney trash braodway, i am going to the little mermaid! mr fillipelli ,aka, mr fill my belly, aka ,mr fat bastard (thats a new one from larry) got the panas players all tickets. so...go us!
girlscouts tonight! i feel extra special. scouting power! o0o0o thats like sailr moon ish. cooooool. ok nuff crack momentss. alrght. ummmmmm for all who dont know who is really no one the only good part of school is art because my teacher put my colage and only mine on the board for paretn teacher night. hehe. and she said i could stay after school any day. shweeet. so ummmm. yeah.
DIANA YOU NEED TO FUCKING POST GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or else...ill.....ummmm.........throw my little pony hairbrush at u! please dont sue me 8). o i am obsessed with old new wave punk, like the talking heads. PSYCHO KILLER! QUEST QUE CEST FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA!!!!!!! omg i love that song more than life. hehe it is my theme song, i am forever singing while i am walking through the hall ways. you should see how kool it is. lol. aight.
as the vikings would say GARGAMOSH MIK FAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK...en shpiel. yeah.....
current mood:  artistic
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| Monday, September 24th, 2007
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8:34 pm - groff, o groff!
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not posting alot because i am pissed. majorly pissed. fucking pissed. but i am in the PANAS PLAYERS!!!!
SUCK IT WORLD I AM IN ...(sings) little shop, little shop of horrors!!!!!!!!!!
o yeahhhhhhhhh.........ok so were was i...o yeah pissed. rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am pissed. so pissed i am going to go make some tea. brb. ........2-5 minuets later
wow. ciaran has some freak ass study techniques. he repeats everything he has to remember in a freakishly gay accent. he says it helps him remember. now i can hear him downstairs cakceling. ok so now that i have my tea i can vent. ok...skipping to the important parts...
heres the seen....
me and diana. up early on a saturday morning. driving in to the city. all excited and prepared to see groff. mother with hiking type baggage. us walking way farther than we had to. us standing on line and being told the purpose of which we are standing on line for hours is all for naught. but we carry on. creepy homeless guy behuind is. rain. us huddled under a wet towel for an hour. then we are informed that we are in line for no reason and to go away. we went away cursing our fowel luck. but a glimmer of hope still shines becuase monday might see us getting what we came for. fucking groff. (in da NUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?) soooooooo cut ahead to a pointless day with blisters and swearing and just utter unhappiness. so monday rolles around and our hopes are lost. damn it, i am so fucking mad. i was standing in the fucking rain for an hour!!!!! or more! we have it on tape. lol. we might put it on youtube. ill post a link if we eva do. ok. more later. maybe more detail...o groff were did ye wrong us???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
current mood:  pissed off
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